Still on the bus...

Tonight there were road works on the way home, which meant I was stuck on the bus for an hour and a half. Unfortunately I had chosen a seat next to a fat man, who took up 3/4 of the seat. I was thus forced to sit on 1/4 of the seat and still had his big meaty arm pressed up against me. I think that fat people should be made to buy two tickets like they are on aeroplanes.