I'm an f*ing Princess

Some of the stupidest things I have heard in the last few weeks have come from a cultural gem that is called Australian Princess. In this ludicrous search for a princess they seem to stumbled across the largest collection of Bogan chicks this side of Narre Warren. (In fact I think they did the auditions at Fountain Gate). Not only are they trashy and inarticulate, most of them are just plain stupid. As evidenced by the fact that not one of them could make a cup of tea or understand that the leopard print mini dress from Supre may not be the thing for a formal occasion.

Some of the pearls of wisdom our future princesses have come up with include:

“Princess Di was an angel …… just like Tupac". Apparently the two were more alike than we though – it is reputed that Di’s favourite song was ‘Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z’.

“I’m more of a bourbon girl meself”. Of course you are a bourbon girl – you wouldn’t know a bottle of Dom Perignon if someone hit you over the head with it.

“They announced his name was Marek, and that's my ALL-TIME favourite Polish name!” Who has an all time favourite Polish name? Seriously!?

"Of course I wiggle when I walk, I’m a stripper, I’ve got booty". Well, the other two most popular Australian’s are Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin, why not a stripper? God forbid we ever be taken seriously as a county.

"Last time I cried I think it had a planetary cause because I am very in tune with the planets so when there's a full moon I feel a bit strange". When there is a full moon I am amazed that you are not outside howling at it!