Todays Poll
A startling accusation was leveled at me on Wednesday night. While telling a story I was accused of embellishing said story in order to make it more entertaining. Further to this, I was accused of being the female Shaz! I vehemently deny that I am a pathological liar, however did agree to put a voting pole to get the public opinion on this topic.
If you believe I am the female Shaz please post your reasons. If you really know me well and realise I am not the female Shaz - please feel free to defend my honor.
posted by Lolly @ 9:38 AM
3 Comments:
I agree with the fact you are the female Shaz in that you constantly embelish your stories and mould parts of stories (both your own and others) to increase the level of interest... plus your whole industry has coke habit.
The fact that you are so shattered that someone who knows me is starting at your work, because your bullshit may now find its way back to someone who actually knows the truth, is proof of your daily exaggeration factor.
While your stories are always entertaining and well worked I am occasionally suspicious that so many fucked up things can happen to a person each day.
Based on this I can only surmise 2 things:
1. You really attract weirdos, dodgy, psycho and annoying characters and are not in fact a sociopath OR
2. That's damm good crack
It is apparent to me that:
a) the boys do not know how to extract a stroy and therefore never have as interesting stories to tell
b) they are therefore jealous of your stories and your ability to capture your audience
c) you are quirky, but definately not as strange as Shaz.
d) you do not just want to make Simone laugh and be happy
You are no female Shaz
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