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Strangely enough... my life is so boring that I feel I need to share it with everyone else.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

The Hills are alive.....

Last night I had a dream that I was dressed like a Nun and singing “How do you solve a problem like Maria”. Today I have worn all black and white – I look like a nun. All I need is the wimple. (Otherwise I just look like I should be working on the customer service desk at Coles. All I need is the “Janelle” name tag).

I have often wished that I had a clearly defined job – eg. Doctor, lawyer, hairdresser etc. Nun has never really come up. Something about the chaste life of prayer and helping others never really appealed to me. Funny that.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

Thought for today - Half the people you know are below average.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only half?

10:31 AM  
Blogger Joneseey said...

wow some good crack at Patts today obviously

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that Ali has to organise her own she is getting the good stuff.

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ali, I think you should get your secretary busted with a whole lot of crack so she gets fired and you get her stash.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice Bloggin Al... although you were in purple today.... that really was some good crack.

Anyone know what to do when you forget both your username and password (and no I haven't been into ali's stash lately)!

3:38 PM  
Blogger Joneseey said...

if it's the username/password for your work PC there is an easy solution - go home.

5:39 PM  

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