Annabel

I share an office with a girl called Annabel. She has taken to burping a lot lately (which is a bit strange cos shes not a gross kinda person). So I have started a burp purse. Everytime she burbs she has to put 50c into the purse. A fart costs $1. I then spend this money on mixed lollies down at the shop.

Speaking of mixed lollies - today I was at the counter buying 150gm of raspberries, when this old lady jostled me to get to the front of the line. If there is one thing I hate it is old ladies. If there is another thing I hate it is being jostled. Put the two together and I get livid. And she bought sour gums, the mean old biddy.