Diets...

Three weeks ago I went on a diet. To date I have lost basically nothing. So I have been avoiding chocolate, coke and anything with any taste for no good reason. AND YES, I exercise. Get off my back, I’m not even fat yet – this is a pre-emptive diet. As of tomorrow I will be going on the CSIRO diet. And if it doesn’t work those nerds at CSIRO will be hearing from me.

Do you think that when I die people will find this blog and see it as a chronicle of my decent into madness?