Profound thoughts....

I got a bunch of these on email today - these are the ones that made the cut..

1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
3. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
4. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
5. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

And my favorite .... Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.