When I grow up....

My friend Emily thinks that I am the mad women of Armadale. This is because every time I see her I have just been driving through Armadale, and honking at all the idiots in their Range Rovers. However I know have a new strategy, cos I have asked Charlie to buy me a Volvo so I can be a terribly bad driver too. And since I will be in my Volvo 4WD everyone will excuse my as a “bloody volvo driver”. The plan is brilliant in its simplicity!


However, when I grow up I don’t want to be True from Kath and Kim. Dropping in to Tartine after I have dropped William and Sarah off at school, before my 1 shift a week at Minimax in High St.




I would rather be Karen Walker. Alway have a martini glass in my hand, and walk around asking peoeple "Honey, Whats that? Whats going on? Whats happening? ". Of course I would have to find myself a nice gay man and a rich old husband. Shouldn't be too hard.

My favorite Karen quote:
Honey, I often ask people on my staff to do different things. Cook sometimes cleans. Cleaner sometimes cooks. Driver sometimes provides an alibi.