Yes, I am still alive

Poor lollypop hasn't been getting much attention of late, I know I know. If it makes you feel any better, neither has anything else in my life but work. I feel like my friends will soon offically disown me, my family is at the point of holding an intervention and I only ever see C as we pass on the way to the shower in the morning. My most meaningful relationship at the moment is with my computer, and although I hear you all cry "you are a nerd, and that is nothing new", it actually sucks.

I have passed the point of being one of the those people who can only answer "working" to the question of "what have you been up to". I am now one of those people who cannot string a coherent sentence together. I can only talk and answer in acronyms and work speak. Here is a sample conversation that I have with C when I actually see him

C: When will you be home from work?
A: ASAP
C: What is for dinner?
A: Check the server, I mean cupboard
C: Can you cook for me?
A: NO, I CANT FUCKING COOK, I GOTA WEBSITE GOING LIVE IN 2 HOURS THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED AND THE BITCH FROM HR NEEDS ME TO 6 MONTHS OF TIMESHEETS BEFORE I LEAVE TONIGHT. I CANT COOK AS WELL.
C: Calm down I just want to see you.
A: Well, at this stage I could fit you in at about 9.45 for 20 mins.

Ok - so I also go a bit mental.

Friend of the week. Pete has offically been up for a month now and it is time for a change, especially as he didn't bring me the thing he was meant to today, and thus serverly disapointed me. However, it is hard to name friend of the week when you don't actually see any of them. So consider this promotion on hold until I actually get my life back.