The Ultimate Alison......

So the other week I meet this girl called Alison (which annoyed me in the first place cos I like to be unique, however she was old like 28 and had brown hair, so we weren't too alike). So I mention to her that my friend had put on some weight (which I had previously told him to his face), and as soon as I left she ran and told him that I said he was fat! This is a pretty low act in my books. I know about it cos the guy himself told me (I need to cover myself here since she is a lawyer and obviously a bit nasty and I dont want to be sued for defamation, however I do know a good lawyer myself, so am not too worried).

I actually wasn't that suprised, because on the whole girls called Alison are kinda bitchy (hello - yes myself included. You are reading my bitchy blog remember!!). Every book, movie, real life the Alison is never the nice girl. She is the girl who steals the guy, crashes your car, starts a fire and then stabs you in the back. Luckily she is usually also hot (hello - yes myself included).

So I wanted to hold the Ultimate Alison competition, to find out who is the Ultimate Alison (which was clearly a rigged competition that was just going to prove that I am better than the brownhaired Alison). But I already have an ongoing promotion (Friends of the week), so didn't feel quite up to the preasure of keeping both going. However, I would like to hear if anyone knows of other bitchy Alisons - we all know they are out there. If you have stories email them to me - or if you dont know my address just post them in response.

"The only mistake I ever made was trusting you, you conniving bleach blonde piece of dirt "- Alison Parker (Melrose Place)

And fyi - I have never known another Alison that I liked.