I have a theory.......well 2 actually

People who have kids feel like they need to inflict the shit they have to deal with everyday on the rest of us, and that is why they take thier kids shopping with them.

and

No women really like cricket. The only ones who do like cricket are desperate for attention, so they get into the cricket cos they know the normal girls wont. And PS - Boonie and Beefy are shit.